Wednesday, January 18, 2012

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year - Sequel

Once again, it's corporate performance review time. I love this season so much that I cannot help but to break out in song. Please join me in part 3 of this series and sing along with the Andy Williams classic. Lyrics (new) are given below:



It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the cogs self-assessing
And everyone stressing to cover their rears
It’s the most wonderful time of the year

It's the hap-happiest season of all
With those budgets depleting your best bet is seeing
Your friends take a fall
It’s the back-stabbingest season of all

There’ll be ranking and rating
Some spanking, berating
And ear stinging words of reproach
There’ll be forced distributions
And pay diminution
Because that’s the standard approach

It's the most wonderful time of the year
There’ll be much missile throwing
And corporate line toeing when due dates are near
It's the most wonderful time of the year

There’ll be ranting and raving
Some childlike behaving
And ear stinging words of reproach
There’ll be forced distributions
And pay diminution
In line with the standard approach


It's the most wonderful time of the year
There’ll be corporate line toeing
And much whistle blowing to sabotage peers
It's the most blunder filled time
There’s a corporate ladder to climb
Some will knuckle under big time
Though pay raises are less than a dime
Oh the most wonderful time … of the year

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