I really can't stay
(But baby it's cold outside)
I've got to go away
(But baby it's cold outside)
This evening has been
(Arranged to have you flown in)
Not very nice
(I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice)
My mother will start to worry
(But beautiful, what’s your hurry?)
My father will be pacing the floor
(Stay with me you’ll never be poor)
So really I'd better scurry
(Beautiful, please don't hurry)
Well maybe just a half massage more
(Put some records on I implore)
The neighbors might think
(Be assured that they’re unaware)
Hey I’ve been hoodwinked
(Did I mention I’m a billionaire?)
I feel like I’m in
(Don’t worry it’s no big sin)
Enslavement hell
(No better place for you to dwell)
To this I say no, no, no Sir
(Mind if I move in closer?)
And let me make it clear that I’m through
(Would you like to meet Prince Andrew?)
I really can’t stay
(Oh baby don’t hold out)
Ah but it’s cold outside
I simply must go
(But baby, it's cold outside)
The answer is no
(But baby I can’t be denied)
I’m barely thirteen
(Par for the course of my dreams)
And just might squeal
(I have a way with sweetheart deals)
My sister will be suspicious
(Gosh your lips look delicious)
My brother will be there at the door
(I’ll take you to my tropical shore)
My babysitter’s mind is vicious
(Gosh your lips are delicious)
Well maybe just a vape or two more
(Any flavor that you ask for)
I’ve got to get home
(But baby you’re warm in here)
I have a raw throat
(Please stay on your knees in here)
This is not as I’d planned
(I thrill when you touch my hand)
Oh don’t you see?
(You need to do these things to me)
I’m bound to call authorities tomorrow
(But think of the pain and sorrow)
The charges could go nationwide
(If I went to prison and died)
I really can't stay
(Get over that old doubt)
Baby it's cold outside
