It's the most wonderful time of the year
With budgets out drying
And everyone trying to cover their rears
It's the most wonderful time of the year
It's the hap happiest season of all
With morality beatings from higher up meetings
And fate coming to call
It's the hap happiest season of all
There'll be quartile ranking
Some bonus pay yanking
And quarreling out in the halls
If the stock price is tanking
Prepare for a spanking
Though it’s really not your fault at all
It's the most wonderful time that comes around
There'll be so much ass kissing
That Covergirl’s issuing
A new shade of brown
It's the most wonderful time that comes around
There'll be parity checking
Much pain in the necking
With bureaucracy reigning supreme
There’ll be legal reviews
And diversity shmoos
To the point you will just want to scream
It's the most wonderful time of the year
With budgets out drying
And everyone trying to cover their rears
It's the most wonderful time
Yes your pay raise is only a dime
Oh the most wonderful time of the year
